D: I just want you to know that I forgive you.
G: You forgive me? Forgive me, for what?
D: All your offenses to me over the past year.
G: What offenses? Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 49: Forgiveness”
D: I don’t know how this happened.
D: Do you remember the accordion I ordered?
G: Boy, do I. Just got the bill–660 simoleons.
D: Well, instead of an accordion…
G: Yeah? Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 48: Alhaiya Bilawal”
D: Can you mail my op-ed piece to the I-Jiffy-T-Poc?
G: Oh, sure. Well…umm.
D: What’s the matter? Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 47: Mail Issues”
G: Kulfi, what in the world is that around your…your hips?
D: It’s my new kilt; do you like it?
G: Uh…no…er…I don’t know. Anyway, why are you wearing a kilt? Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 46: Kulfi’s Kilt”
D: This makes no sense, absolutely no sense.
D: Aristotle’s Prior Analytics. Have you read it?
G: Uh…maybe. Can you…er… remind me what it’s about? Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 45: Chop Logic”
D: I absolutely adore Paddington. He’s so…
G: Paddington? Have I met this Paddington? I don’t recall any…
D: The bear. Paddington Bear.
G: Ah, yes, of course! Now I remember. Thomas Michael Bond, CBE. Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 44: Cracker Crumbs”
G: What are you writing?
D: An op-ed for the I-Jiffy-T-Poc.
G: The what?
D: The IJFTPOCC – International Journal for the Protection of Canine Culture.
G: Wow, like I didn’t even know dogs had a culture.
D: One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi…
G: I’m sorry, Didi, forgive me. Anyway, what’s your piece about? Continue reading “Didi Dialogue – 43: Cultural Appropriation”